Until Monday, it had been 2 1/2 years since I'd been to the dentist!!!
I know... oh the shame. I've always been so dedicated to my dental hygiene... time just got away! Don't judge me! I promise, I do floss and brush daily, but yes, I know, that's not good enough. And let me tell you, they were very ready to remind me just how horrible it is: my dental hygienist is sadistic! Oh yes... I'm sure she saw the pain in my eyes as she was jabbing violently cleaning my gums. I'm sure she noticed how my butt cheeks were clenched in anticipation of each painful stab. Oh but that didn't stop her! Oh no! In fact, I think she quite enjoyed seeing me squirm. Yes, she was wearing a mask, but underneath that mask I swear I could feel her smirking at me in sheer delight. When finally I let out a faint whimper, she stopped and said "I know it doesn't feel good, your gums are probably sore." I nodded pathetically. "Well," she said quietly, "that's what you get for not coming to the dentist for 2 1/2 years."
Yes... I have one cavity. She was thrilled to tell me that.
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